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Neoliberal bingo[edit | edit source]

A bingo card to better understand Neoliberal arguments when attempting to reject Socialism. No more esotericism of "Economic freedom" or "limited government"!

Neoliberal bingo

What, revolution? That goes against the government, extremist! terrorist!	Capitalism is the best system we have!	Pfft! Go live in North Korea/Cuba if you don't like it here!	You just envy the rich because they worked harder than you!	(Socdem:) We can fix everything by voting (in rigged elections).
Well, Capitalism never was intended to be perfect...	(American:) Well, we aren't perfect...	Learn economics! Do you know anything about economics!?	(Neocon:) Yeah, sure, commie, just ya' wait until China/Russia/North Korea comes in.	OMG LOOK AT HOW WELL COMMUNISM IS GOING IN VUVUZELA
(Reaganite:) HA! ULTRA-LIB!	STALIN/MAO/LENIN KILLED 200 MILLION PEOPLE!	COMMUNISM FAILED! (FREE SPACE)	Human Nature!	What about economic freedom! (e.g. giving the Capitalists more power to exploit their workers)
(Socdem:) We don't need any revolution, UBI is going to make everything a utopia!	Every Communist country was/is a dictatorship!	Your just young, you will grow out of it soon and accept the natural order.	(Socdem:) Both the free market and command economies are bad, we need a Mixed economy!	1984! READ 1984!
Whadda about a book called Animal Farm, have ya' read it?	LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL THE PARTY FORMS A NEW CLASS LOLOLOLOLOL	(Breadtuber:) LOL TANKIES GONNA TANK	That's all Communist propaganda! (proceeds to cite Robert Conquest)	OMG WHERE'S MY TOOTHBRUSH?!?!?!?!

External Links[edit | edit source]

Quick list of resources debunking these arguments:

Five Myths of the Free Market - Politsturm
Debunking Every Anti-Communist Argument Ever - Spooky Scary Socialist
Five Myths about Stalin - Politstum
The Gulags of the Soviet Union: There's a lot more than what meets the eye - Comrade Rhys
Is Capitalism Human Nature? - Marxist Paul
Why Capitalism Will Always Fail - Hakim
Why Democratic Socialism Isn't Enough - Marxist Paul

Patsoc/Nazbol bingo[edit | edit source]

A bingo card to better understand the rhetoric and arguments of Patriotic Socialists, National Bolshevists, or "MAGA Communists". If you ever tune into a Infrared stream (hopefully for eudaimonic value alone), you should be better able to understand and refute theses tried or esoteric arguments of "socialist billionaires", etc.

Patsoc bingo

Stalin/Mao/Castro were patriots, we can't we?	MAGA is the working class! Why don't you support the working class?!? Traitor!	AMERICANISM = COMMUNISM BRO	Socialism is inherently Patriotic!	IT'S BEEN 200 YEARS! WE'RE IMDIGENOUS HERE!
BUT LAND BACK MEANS THE NATIVE AMERICANS WANT TO GENOCIDE ALL WHITE PEOPLE!!!	Dugin's not a Fascist! He's a respected Russian Anti-imperialist intellectual!	YOU'RE BEING UNDIALECTICAL! YOU HAVE TO BE A DIALECTICIAN!	LGBTQ/BLACK LIVES MATTER IS SECRETLY CONTROLLED BY GEORGE SOROS AND GLOBALISTS.	ANTIFA IS CONTROLLED BY GEORGE SOROS!!!
(Misquotes a Communist figure to justify bourgeois nationalism)	COMMUNISM IS WHEN EVERYBODY'S A BILLIONAIRE!!!	BAIZUO! ULTRA! MAOIST RECKER! WOKE LIBERAL! CUCK! (FREE SPACE)	What? Enviromental regulations to prevent global warming? NEO-MALTHUSIAN GEORGE SOROS BOOT-LICKER!	Socialism and billionaires? No contradicion! China does it!
Don't wanna revise Marxism into a form of Fascism and ally with the Far-right? Enjoy irrelevancy!	HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT MAO ZEDONG SAID ABOUT THE FOUNDING FATHERS?	America isn't imperialist! It's the deep state doing it! America is perfectly fine otherwise!	DON'T WANT BILLIONAIRES? WANT EVERYBODY TO BE POOR?	Marxism is the opposite of wokeism!
THE FREEDOM CONVOY WAS WORKING CLASS! WHO CARES THAT IT WAS LED BY A NEO-NAZI, THAT'S JUST ONE GUY!	PATSOCISM IS JUST REGULAR MARXISM! YOU'RE JUST A WESTERN LEFTIST WOKE LIBERAL!	JESUS WAS A SOCIALIST!	ONLY FACTORY WORKERS ARE THE WORKING CLASS! YOU BAIZUO!	You can't rebel against the government! That's metaphysical!

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-==== Neoliberal bingo{{Changetitle|Wiscomcom's bingo cards}} ====
+==== Neoliberal bingo ====
+{{Changetitle|''Wisconcom's bingo cards''}}
 A bingo card to better understand Neoliberal arguments when attempting to reject Socialism. No more esotericism of "Economic freedom" or "limited government"!
 {{Bingo|Neoliberal bingo|15=Human Nature!|25=That's all Communist propaganda! (proceeds to cite [[Robert Conquest]])|24=([[Breadtube|Breadtuber]]:) LOL [[Tankie|TANKIES]] GONNA TANK|23=LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL THE [[Communist party|PARTY]] FORMS A NEW CLASS LOLOLOLOLOL|22=Whadda about a book called Animal Farm, have ya' read it?|21=[[Eric Arthur Blair|1984! READ 1984!]]|20=(Socdem:) Both the [[free market]] and [[Planned economy|command economies]] are bad, we need a Mixed economy!|19=Your just young, you will grow out of it soon and accept the natural order.|18=Every [[Socialist state|Communist country]] was/is a [[dictatorship]]!|17=(Socdem:) We don't need any revolution, [[Universal basic income|UBI]] is going to make everything a [[utopia]]!|16=What about [[economic freedom]]! (e.g. giving the [[Bourgeoisie|Capitalists]] more power to exploit their [[Proletariat|workers]])|14=COMMUNISM FAILED!|What, [[revolution]]? That goes against the [[Dictatorship of the bourgeoisie|government]], extremist! terrorist!|13=[[Stalin|STALIN]]/[[Mao Zedong|MAO]]/[[Lenin|LENIN]] KILLED 200 MILLION PEOPLE!|12=(Reaganite:) HA! [[Liberalism|ULTRA-LIB]]!|11=OMG LOOK AT HOW WELL COMMUNISM IS GOING IN [[Venezuela|VUVUZELA]]|10=([[Neoconservative|Neocon]]:) Yeah, sure, commie, just ya' wait until [[China]]/[[Russian Federation|Russia]]/North Korea comes in.|9=Learn economics! Do you know anything about economics!?|8=([[USA|American]]:) Well, we aren't perfect...|7=Well, [[Capitalism]] never was intended to be perfect...|6=([[Social democracy|Socdem:]]) We can fix everything by voting (in rigged elections).|5=You just envy the rich because they worked harder than you!|4=Pfft! Go live in [[North Korea]]/[[Cuba]] if you don't like it here!|[[Capitalist realism|Capitalism is the best system we have!]]|26=OMG WHERE'S MY TOOTHBRUSH?!?!?!?!}}
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 *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEGGvVinUao Why Capitalism Will Always Fail] - Hakim
 *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNg4FLt5La0&t=792s Why Democratic Socialism Isn't Enough] - Marxist Paul
+==== Patsoc/Nazbol bingo ====
+A bingo card to better understand the rhetoric and arguments of Patriotic Socialists, National Bolshevists, or "MAGA Communists". If you ever tune into a Infrared stream (hopefully for eudaimonic value alone), you should be better able to understand and refute theses tried or esoteric arguments of "socialist billionaires", etc.
+{{Bingo|Patsoc bingo|15=What? Enviromental regulations to prevent [[global warming]]? NEO-MALTHUSIAN GEORGE SOROS BOOT-LICKER!|25=ONLY FACTORY WORKERS ARE THE WORKING CLASS! YOU BAIZUO!|24=JESUS WAS A SOCIALIST!|23=PATSOCISM IS JUST REGULAR MARXISM! YOU'RE JUST A WESTERN LEFTIST WOKE LIBERAL!|22=THE [[2022 Truckers' Protest|FREEDOM CONVOY]] WAS WORKING CLASS! WHO CARES THAT IT WAS LED BY A [[Neo-nazism|NEO-NAZI]], [https://youtu.be/ds-uuTep2pA?t=2621 THAT'S JUST ONE GUY!]|21=Marxism is the opposite of [[LGBTQ|wokeism]]!|20=DON'T WANT BILLIONAIRES? WANT EVERYBODY TO BE POOR?|19=America isn't imperialist! It's the [[Conspiracy theory|deep state]] doing it! America is perfectly fine otherwise!|18=HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT MAO ZEDONG SAID ABOUT THE [[Statesian Revolution|FOUNDING FATHERS]]?|17=Don't wanna revise [[Marxism]] into a form of Fascism and ally with the [[Far-right]]? Enjoy irrelevancy!|16=Socialism and billionaires? No contradicion! China does it!|14=BAIZUO! ULTRA! MAOIST RECKER! WOKE LIBERAL! CUCK!|Stalin/Mao/[[Castro]] were patriots, we can't we?|13=COMMUNISM IS WHEN EVERYBODY'S A BILLIONAIRE!!!|12=(Misquotes a Communist figure to justify [[Nationalism|bourgeois nationalism]])|11=[[Antifa|ANTIFA]] IS [[Conspiracy theory|CONTROLLED]] [https://youtu.be/VQGCVC53fzo?t=858 BY GEORGE SOROS!!!]|10=[[LGBTQ]]/[[Black Live Matter|BLACK LIVES MATTER]] IS [[Conspiracy theory|SECRETLY CONTROLLED]] BY GEORGE SOROS AND GLOBALISTS.|9=YOU'RE BEING UNDIALECTICAL! YOU HAVE TO BE A DIALECTICIAN!|8=[[Alexander Dugin|Dugin's]] not a [[Fascist]]! He's a [https://youtu.be/-gP3LIJHXC0?t=196 respected Russian Anti-imperialist intellectual!]|7=BUT LAND BACK MEANS THE NATIVE AMERICANS WANT TO GENOCIDE ALL WHITE PEOPLE!!!|6=IT'S BEEN 200 YEARS! WE'RE IMDIGENOUS [[North America|HERE]]!|5=Socialism is inherently Patriotic!|4=AMERICANISM = COMMUNISM BRO|[[Trumpism|MAGA]] is the working class! Why don't you support the working class?!? Traitor!|26=You can't rebel against the government! That's metaphysical!}}