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Neoliberal bingo

A bingo card to better understand Neoliberal arguments when attempting to reject Socialism. No more esotericism of "Economic freedom" or "limited government"!

Neoliberal bingo

What, revolution? That goes against the government, extremist! terrorist!	Capitalism is the best system we have!	Pfft! Go live in North Korea/Cuba if you don't like it here!	You just envy the rich because they worked harder than you!	(Socdem:) We can fix everything by voting (in rigged elections).
Well, Capitalism never was intended to be perfect...	(American:) Well, we aren't perfect...	Learn economics! Do you know anything about economics!?	(Neocon:) Yeah, sure, commie, just ya' wait until China/Russia/North Korea comes in.	OMG LOOK AT HOW WELL COMMUNISM IS GOING IN VUVUZELA
(Reaganite:) HA! ULTRA-LIB!	STALIN/MAO/LENIN KILLED 200 MILLION PEOPLE!	COMMUNISM FAILED! (FREE SPACE)	Human Nature!	What about economic freedom! (e.g. giving the Capitalists more power to exploit their workers)
(Socdem:) We don't need any revolution, UBI is going to make everything a utopia!	Every Communist country was/is a dictatorship!	Your just young, you will grow out of it soon and accept the natural order.	(Socdem:) Both the free market and command economies are bad, we need a Mixed economy!	1984! READ 1984!
Whadda about a book called Animal Farm, have ya' read it?	LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL THE PARTY FORMS A NEW CLASS LOLOLOLOLOL	(Breadtuber:) LOL TANKIES GONNA TANK	That's all Communist propaganda! (proceeds to cite Robert Conquest)	OMG WHERE'S MY TOOTHBRUSH?!?!?!?!

External Links

Quick list of resources debunking these arguments:

• Five Myths of the Free Market - Politsturm
• Debunking Every Anti-Communist Argument Ever - Spooky Scary Socialist
• Five Myths about Stalin - Politstum
• The Gulags of the Soviet Union: There's a lot more than what meets the eye - Comrade Rhys
• Is Capitalism Human Nature? - Marxist Paul
• Why Capitalism Will Always Fail - Hakim
• Why Democratic Socialism Isn't Enough - Marxist Paul

Patsoc/Nazbol bingo

A bingo card to better understand the rhetoric and arguments of Patriotic Socialists, National Bolshevists, or "MAGA Communists". If you ever tune into a Infrared stream (hopefully for eudaimonic value alone), you should be better able to understand and refute theses tried or esoteric arguments of "socialist billionaires", etc.

Patsoc bingo

Stalin/Mao/Castro were patriots, we can't we?	MAGA is the working class! Why don't you support the working class?!? Traitor!	AMERICANISM = COMMUNISM BRO	Socialism is inherently Patriotic!	IT'S BEEN 200 YEARS! WE'RE IMDIGENOUS HERE!
BUT LAND BACK MEANS THE NATIVE AMERICANS WANT TO GENOCIDE ALL WHITE PEOPLE!!!	Dugin's not a Fascist! He's a respected Russian Anti-imperialist intellectual!	YOU'RE BEING UNDIALECTICAL! YOU HAVE TO BE A DIALECTICIAN!	LGBTQ/BLACK LIVES MATTER IS SECRETLY CONTROLLED BY GEORGE SOROS AND GLOBALISTS.	ANTIFA IS CONTROLLED BY GEORGE SOROS!!!
(Misquotes a Communist figure to justify bourgeois nationalism)	COMMUNISM IS WHEN EVERYBODY'S A BILLIONAIRE!!!	BAIZUO! ULTRA! MAOIST RECKER! WOKE LIBERAL! CUCK! (FREE SPACE)	What? Enviromental regulations to prevent global warming? NEO-MALTHUSIAN GEORGE SOROS BOOT-LICKER!	Socialism and billionaires? No contradicion! China does it!
Don't wanna revise Marxism into a form of Fascism and ally with the Far-right? Enjoy irrelevancy!	HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT MAO ZEDONG SAID ABOUT THE FOUNDING FATHERS?	America isn't imperialist! It's the deep state doing it! America is perfectly fine otherwise!	DON'T WANT BILLIONAIRES? WANT EVERYBODY TO BE POOR?	Marxism is the opposite of wokeism!
THE FREEDOM CONVOY WAS WORKING CLASS! WHO CARES THAT IT WAS LED BY A NEO-NAZI, THAT'S JUST ONE GUY!	PATSOCISM IS JUST REGULAR MARXISM! YOU'RE JUST A WESTERN LEFTIST WOKE LIBERAL!	JESUS WAS A SOCIALIST!	ONLY FACTORY WORKERS ARE THE WORKING CLASS! YOU BAIZUO!	You can't rebel against the government! That's metaphysical!