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Neoliberal bingo

A bingo card to better understand Neoliberal arguments when attempting to reject Socialism. No more esotericism of "Economic freedom" or "limited government"!

Neoliberal bingo

What, revolution? That goes against the government, extremist! terrorist!	Capitalism is the best system we have!	Pfft! Go live in North Korea/Cuba if you don't like it here!	You just envy the rich because they worked harder than you!	(Socdem:) We can fix everything by voting (in rigged elections).
Well, Capitalism never was intended to be perfect...	(American:) Well, we aren't perfect...	Learn economics! Do you know anything about economics!?	(Neocon:) Yeah, sure, commie, just ya' wait until China/Russia/North Korea comes in.	OMG LOOK AT HOW WELL COMMUNISM IS GOING IN VUVUZELA
(Reaganite:) HA! ULTRA-LIB!	STALIN/MAO/LENIN KILLED 200 MILLION PEOPLE!	COMMUNISM FAILED! (FREE SPACE)	Human Nature!	What about economic freedom! (e.g. giving the Capitalists more power to exploit their workers)
(Socdem:) We don't need any revolution, UBI is going to make everything a utopia!	Every Communist country was/is a dictatorship!	Your just young, you will grow out of it soon and accept the natural order.	(Socdem:) Both the free market and command economies are bad, we need a Mixed economy!	1984! READ 1984!
Whadda about a book called Animal Farm, have ya' read it?	LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL THE PARTY FORMS A NEW CLASS LOLOLOLOLOL	(Breadtuber:) LOL TANKIES GONNA TANK	That's all Communist propaganda! (proceeds to cite Robert Conquest)	OMG WHERE'S MY TOOTHBRUSH?!?!?!?!

External Links

Quick list of resources debunking these arguments:

• Five Myths of the Free Market - Politsturm
• Debunking Every Anti-Communist Argument Ever - Spooky Scary Socialist
• Five Myths about Stalin - Politstum
• The Gulags of the Soviet Union: There's a lot more than what meets the eye - Comrade Rhys
• Is Capitalism Human Nature? - Marxist Paul
• Why Capitalism Will Always Fail - Hakim
• Why Democratic Socialism Isn't Enough - Marxist Paul