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This essay is pulled from twitter (now x), by 12 Ball @BoltzmannBooty, 2025-02-02
Homer Simpson is canonically a Stalinist
This, of course, is why George HW Bush attempted to murder him
Homer and Abe's communist affiliations may be explained by the fact that they are descendants of the Rosenbergs
Homer helped Fidel Castro trick Mr. Burns into parting with $1 trillion. Was this inadvertent? or.....
Homer works in a nuclear power plant. He once hosted a foreign exchange student named Adil who was actually a Soviet spy. He obtained nuclear blueprints for Adil and brought him into the plant to observe the layout. He also blew Adil's cover, but perhaps he had what he needed