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Domino's Pizza near Pentagon "busier than usual" on night of August 3, 2024 according to open resource Google Maps. At the time, the US was waiting for an Iranian retaliation on "Israel" for the murder of Hamas head of political bureau Ismail Haniyeh.

The Pizza Index refers to the sudden increase of takeout food orders (not necessarily of pizza) made from government offices, particularly the Pentagon and the White House in the United States, before major international events unfold.

Government officials order food from nearby restaurants when they stay late at the office to monitor developing situations such as the possibility of war or coup, thereby signaling that they are expecting something big to happen. This index can be monitored through open resources such as Google Maps, which show when a business location is abnormally busy. Conversely, on-site locations around government buildings (such as bars or night clubs) that show less activity than usual also give an indication of the pizza index, as government employees that would normally go to these locations after work are instead still in the office.

The index can be used by those not employed by these agencies to get an idea of what a government, and particularly its intelligence agencies, is focusing on or expecting to happen in the next few hours or days. For example an increase in orders could be an indicator that the US expected war to break out between the two countries before any public confirmation was made in the media or on TV.

Notable incidents[edit | edit source]

Pizza orders to the Pentagon doubled up the night before the United States' invasion of socialist Grenada in October 1983, and the same thing happened yet again the night before the December 1989 invasion of Panama.[1]

On the night of August 1 1990 the Central Intelligence Agency ordered 21 pizzas in a single night right before the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait setting a new record.[2]

On April 13 2024 Pizza orders surged once again when Iran launched drones towards the "State of Israel" in retaliation to the Zionists bombing their consulate in Syria.[3]

References[edit | edit source]

  1. Paul Gray (1990-08-12). "And Bomb The Anchovies" Time.
  2. “The one-night record for late-night deliveries at the CIA--21 pizzas--was set Aug. 1, the night before Iraq invaded Kuwait”

    "Slice of Life: Pizza Orders Soar in D.C." (1991-01-16). Los Angeles Times. Retrieved 2024-04-14.
  3. Alejandro Cañas (2024-04-16). "What is the Pizza Meter? The signal that spiked on Saturday during Iran’s attack on Israel" AS.