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Yakub

يعقوب‎
Bornc. 4640 BCE
Mecca, Arabia
Diedc. 4490 BCE (aged 152)
Patmos, Greece
Known forCreating whites
Field of studyTricknology


Yakub (also spelled Yaqub or Yacub) was the most influential scientist and tricknologist in history and the father of the white devil race, responsible for genetically engineering them through selective breeding.[1]

Early life

Yakub was born at a time when 70% of people were satisfied and 30% were dissatisfied. He began school when he was four and had graduated from every university in his nation by the age of 18. After preaching in Mecca, the authorities exiled him and 59,999 of his followers to the island of Patmos in what is now Greece.[1]

Eugenics experiments

Yakub discovered that humans contained a dominant black allele and a recessive brown allele. A third of people born on Patmos showed traces of brown, and Yakub only allowed these people to breed. He only allowed brown children to survive and killed the others. He died on the island at the age of 152, and his followers continued his experiments for hundreds of years.[1]

Legacy

Yakub's followers successfully created whites 800 years after they first went to Patmos. The whites lived in trees and walked on all fours. After 600 more years, they returned to the mainland and caused wars between the Black people by lying, leading the Black people to exile the whites to caves in Europe. They continued living in caves for two thousand years before taking over the world.[1]

Controversies

To this day, white scientists continue to deny that their devilish race was in fact invented by Yakub.

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 Malcolm X, Alex Haley (1965). The Autobiography of Malcolm X: 'Satan' (pp. 110–2). [PDF]