Neoliberal bingo
A bingo card to better understand Neoliberal arguments when attempting to reject Socialism. No more esotericism of "Economic freedom" or "limited government"!
Neoliberal bingo
| What, revolution? That goes against the government, extremist! terrorist! | Capitalism is the best system we have! | Pfft! Go live in North Korea/Cuba if you don't like it here! | You just envy the rich because they worked harder than you! | (Socdem:) We can fix everything by voting (in rigged elections). |
| Well, Capitalism never was intended to be perfect... | (American:) Well, we aren't perfect... | Learn economics! Do you know anything about economics!? | (Neocon:) Yeah, sure, commie, just ya' wait until China/Russia/North Korea comes in. | OMG LOOK AT HOW WELL COMMUNISM IS GOING IN VUVUZELA |
| (Reaganite:) HA! ULTRA-LIB! | STALIN/MAO/LENIN KILLED 200 MILLION PEOPLE! | COMMUNISM FAILED! (FREE SPACE) |
Human Nature! | What about economic freedom! (e.g. giving the Capitalists more power to exploit their workers) |
| (Socdem:) We don't need any revolution, UBI is going to make everything a utopia! | Every Communist country was/is a dictatorship! | Your just young, you will grow out of it soon and accept the natural order. | (Socdem:) Both the free market and command economies are bad, we need a Mixed economy! | 1984! READ 1984! |
| Whadda about a book called Animal Farm, have ya' read it? | LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL THE PARTY FORMS A NEW CLASS LOLOLOLOLOL | (Breadtuber:) LOL TANKIES GONNA TANK | That's all Communist propaganda! (proceeds to cite Robert Conquest) | OMG WHERE'S MY TOOTHBRUSH?!?!?!?! |
External Links
Quick list of resources debunking these arguments:
- Five Myths of the Free Market - Politsturm
- Debunking Every Anti-Communist Argument Ever - Spooky Scary Socialist
- Five Myths about Stalin - Politstum
- The Gulags of the Soviet Union: There's a lot more than what meets the eye - Comrade Rhys
- Is Capitalism Human Nature? - Marxist Paul
- Why Capitalism Will Always Fail - Hakim
- Why Democratic Socialism Isn't Enough - Marxist Paul