Neoliberal bingo
A bingo card to better understand Neoliberal arguments when attempting to reject Socialism. No more esotericism of "Economic freedom" or "limited government"!
Neoliberal bingo
| What, revolution? That goes against the government, extremist! terrorist! | Capitalism is the best system we have! | Pfft! Go live in North Korea/Cuba if you don't like it here! | You just envy the rich because they worked harder than you! | (Socdem:) We can fix everything by voting (in rigged elections). |
| Well, Capitalism never was intended to be perfect... | (American:) Well, we aren't perfect... | Learn economics! Do you know anything about economics!? | (Neocon:) Yeah, sure, commie, just ya' wait until China/Russia/North Korea comes in. | OMG LOOK AT HOW WELL COMMUNISM IS GOING IN VUVUZELA |
| (Reaganite:) HA! ULTRA-LIB! | STALIN/MAO/LENIN KILLED 200 MILLION PEOPLE! | COMMUNISM FAILED! (FREE SPACE) |
Human Nature! | What about economic freedom! (e.g. giving the Capitalists more power to exploit their workers) |
| (Socdem:) We don't need any revolution, UBI is going to make everything a utopia! | Every Communist country was/is a dictatorship! | Your just young, you will grow out of it soon and accept the natural order. | (Socdem:) Both the free market and command economies are bad, we need a Mixed economy! | 1984! READ 1984! |
| Whadda about a book called Animal Farm, have ya' read it? | LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL THE PARTY FORMS A NEW CLASS LOLOLOLOLOL | (Breadtuber:) LOL TANKIES GONNA TANK | That's all Communist propaganda! (proceeds to cite Robert Conquest) | OMG WHERE'S MY TOOTHBRUSH?!?!?!?! |
External Links
Quick list of resources debunking these arguments:
- Five Myths of the Free Market - Politsturm
- Debunking Every Anti-Communist Argument Ever - Spooky Scary Socialist
- Five Myths about Stalin - Politstum
- The Gulags of the Soviet Union: There's a lot more than what meets the eye - Comrade Rhys
- Is Capitalism Human Nature? - Marxist Paul
- Why Capitalism Will Always Fail - Hakim
- Why Democratic Socialism Isn't Enough - Marxist Paul
Patsoc/Nazbol bingo
A bingo card to better understand the rhetoric and arguments of Patriotic Socialists, National Bolshevists, or "MAGA Communists". If you ever tune into a Infrared stream (hopefully for eudaimonic value alone), you should be better able to understand and refute theses tried or esoteric arguments of "socialist billionaires", etc.
Patsoc bingo
| Stalin/Mao/Castro were patriots, we can't we? | MAGA is the working class! Why don't you support the working class?!? Traitor! | AMERICANISM = COMMUNISM BRO | Socialism is inherently Patriotic! | IT'S BEEN 200 YEARS! WE'RE IMDIGENOUS HERE! |
| BUT LAND BACK MEANS THE NATIVE AMERICANS WANT TO GENOCIDE ALL WHITE PEOPLE!!! | Dugin's not a Fascist! He's a respected Russian Anti-imperialist intellectual! | YOU'RE BEING UNDIALECTICAL! YOU HAVE TO BE A DIALECTICIAN! | LGBTQ/BLACK LIVES MATTER IS SECRETLY CONTROLLED BY GEORGE SOROS AND GLOBALISTS. | ANTIFA IS CONTROLLED BY GEORGE SOROS!!! |
| (Misquotes a Communist figure to justify bourgeois nationalism) | COMMUNISM IS WHEN EVERYBODY'S A BILLIONAIRE!!! | BAIZUO! ULTRA! MAOIST RECKER! WOKE LIBERAL! CUCK! (FREE SPACE) |
What? Enviromental regulations to prevent global warming? NEO-MALTHUSIAN GEORGE SOROS BOOT-LICKER! | Socialism and billionaires? No contradicion! China does it! |
| Don't wanna revise Marxism into a form of Fascism and ally with the Far-right? Enjoy irrelevancy! | HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT MAO ZEDONG SAID ABOUT THE FOUNDING FATHERS? | America isn't imperialist! It's the deep state doing it! America is perfectly fine otherwise! | DON'T WANT BILLIONAIRES? WANT EVERYBODY TO BE POOR? | Marxism is the opposite of wokeism! |
| THE FREEDOM CONVOY WAS WORKING CLASS! WHO CARES THAT IT WAS LED BY A NEO-NAZI, THAT'S JUST ONE GUY! | PATSOCISM IS JUST REGULAR MARXISM! YOU'RE JUST A WESTERN LEFTIST WOKE LIBERAL! | JESUS WAS A SOCIALIST! | ONLY FACTORY WORKERS ARE THE WORKING CLASS! YOU BAIZUO! | You can't rebel against the government! That's metaphysical! |